Upon reading this the only thing playing in my mind, was: "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" XD
Points go to Plime yet again proving that famous tag-line, but wait there's more!
Here’s an offer too good to refuse: Go have intercourse with the man/woman/vegetable of your choice. Then, as you bask in the afterglow, bask in the knowledge that you just helped save an endangered animal.
Indirectly, anyway.
Sound crazy? Believe us, we know. When we first came across the Endangered Species Condom Project, we thought it was an April Fool's joke. But we’re pretty sure now it’s the real deal.
The project, an effort of the Center for Biological Diversity, will result in hundreds of thousands of free “Endangered Species Condoms” being handed out across America. The goal is to get horny fornicators to think about “how unsustainable human population growth is driving species extinct at a cataclysmic rate.” While they’re putting on condoms .
Right. Because the fate of the polar bear is the first thing on every guy’s mind during that pivotal moment.
Hang on, though: It gets better. Check out some of the educational designs that’ll be featured on the Endangered Species Condoms’ packaging. We swear we aren’t making these up.
(Click any image to enlarge it to full-size.)
The Polar Bear
You know, carrying this sucker around might actually help you get laid. Just picture it: “Hey, baby. Wanna come home with me? Look: We can save polar bears together.”
The Snail Darter
The snail darter, eh? I think I tried that move on a girl once. It didn’t end well.
The American Burying Beetle
This much is for sure: Refer to your penis as a “tweedle,” and your opportunity to use the condom will vanish faster than you can say “World Wildlife Foundation.”
The Jaguar
Recommended for use with cougars.
You can see the full line of Endangered Species Condoms here. No matter how much you like the designs, though, remember this: Once it’s been used, it cannot be saved as a souvenir. No exceptions.
